Hanzo sighs heavily, before looking up from his newspaper. "Company. Consider yourself lucky Markus' help arrived before the beast decided to eat you, Ueno. Let's make introductions." Hanzo glances around before standing and approaching the party.
The orc known as Hanzo stands 7 feet tall, and his shoulders are nearly half as wide. He is a veritable mountain of muscle, covered in a mosaic of purposefully formed metal plate armor and repurposed signage. Strapped behind hanzo's right shoulder is a halberd; its head is wrapped in barbed wire, and appears to be connected to a hidden battery. Olive-green skin clads his arms and body where metal does not, and his scarred head sprouts a mane of thick dreadlocks, though they could just as well be quills or spines given their rigidity. A bright pink bracelet bearing the symbol of a white cat's head stands out against Hanzo's otherwise ferocious visage: his coveted Hello Kitty watch.
Upon spotting the party (and recognizing they are warriors), Hanzo bows slightly and announces, "I am Shinkansen Hanzo, the Subway Striker; Conductor of the Pain Train," before standing up straight. Hanzo points at Ueno, "This is my dog, Ueno Kuemon. Please ignore his barking; he does it when he is scared."
[sblock=Ueno Kuamon's Appearance]Ueno is human, about 6' tall. He wears a white dress shirt and dark jacketed suit, which only slightly conceals the bullet proof vest underneath. Ueno's brown hairline is receding, and his lip is home to an average mustache.[/sblock]
[sblock=Mechanics]Perception, to spot the monster. 8(1d20) +16 = 24[/sblock]